William Quincy Belle

Books/Writing

Divorce

Divorce

The end of life as we know it
Divorce: Why I'm Better Off Dead
Divorce: Putting People in the Middle
Divorce, Rationalisation and Joseph Mengele
Lack of sex: Not just divorced but fined!
The Psycho Ex Wife: ex bashing taken to the next level
NPD: Diagnosing that @#$%^* bastard
Why did that @#$%^* bastard divorce me?
Men are just a bunch of @#$%^* sex addicts!
Nostalgia, divorce: You can't go home again
If the situation had been reversed...
Father's Day: the rehabilitation of a fallen man
The War of the Divorcées
Funny quotes about marriage (and divorce)
Laura Munson: Save a marriage by doing nothing
Raoul Felder: The Good Divorce
Divorce: Love yourself to love others
Divorce: The first offer is usually the best
Marriage doesn't have to last forever to be good
Divorce mistakes to avoid
Midlife Crisis: Weiner-Davis vs Craig Ferguson
Michele Weiner-Davis: The Divorce Buster
Two-thirds of divorces are filed by women
Tricia Walsh: Let's divorce on YouTube!
Blogging your way through divorce
The Bitter Divorcée
Perils of Divorced Pauline
Postcards From a Peaceful Divorce
Does divorce make us happier?

Sex/Relationships

My take on a taboo subject
Planned Parenthood: addicting children to sex!!!
Condoms don't work. Okay, how 'bout a baggie?
Jane Fonda, Yogi Berra and Grey Sex
AskMen: Great Male Survey 2011
Erectile dysfunction or just not sexually aroused
Whether I'm crazy or not depends on the company I keep
Men value snuggling, women value sex
Sex fantasies make for better sex lives
Happy Guys Finish Last
2011 Playboy Sex Survey
Those who post lots of photos on Facebook seek attention
Men are always ready, willing, and able
Sex Ed: Tracey Cox
The Well Heeled Cook: Food as a sensual part of sex
Men want marriage more than women?
Sex Ed: Betty Dodson: educator, author, pro-sex feminist
Teenagers and sex: More chaste, less chased
Romance Novels: porn for women
Men can be creeps
Men stare at women. Who knew?
Single people: alone but not necessarily lonely
Dating: Are women shallower than men?
The Average Life Expectancy Of A Porn Star by Rev. Daniel R. Jennings
Roxy aka Shelley Lubben vs. the (porn) world
Sex: And the #1 reason why men cheat is...
Sex: The Coolidge Effect and why men are men
Sex in a Digital Age
The Me Marriage
Sex in America
Dating: Women react to romantic songs
Marriage: Having our lives witnessed
Alone: My New Year's Resolution
Relationships: Spending Christmas and the holidays alone
Relationships: The Power of Touch
Sex on Facebook and Twitter
What do men want?
Men are visual
4,3,3,2,2
Sex Ed: Dr. Laura Berman
Over 50, over the hill?
Men fake it too : What? We can?
Sex Ed: Violet Blue
Sex Ed: Scarleteen
Sex Ed: Sue Johanson
Cindy Gallop: Make Love Not Porn
Censorship: Kill me but no sex please
Carnography: Vegetarians need not apply
Still Dirty After All These Years
Ballroom Dancing: A metaphor for men and women?
I'm a man and you're a... Well, a slut. There, I said it.
Men Are From Mars Yes, we certainly can be weird.
Cleavage Luv it, but there is a time and a place.
1% vs. 99% Amount of sex vs. importance of sex

Pornography

My investigative series on a controversial topic
An investigation: summary of the series
* Statistics Laundering
* How much is there?
* Searching for what?
* What is it?
* Does it lead to crime?
* Defended by... what!?! Feminists?
* Who buys the most? Conservatives!
* Does it lead to crime? Part 2
* I'm confused
* Is it an addiction?
* My conclusions

Women's Issues

How could I not weigh in on this one?
An open letter to (older) women about body image
Slutwalk: Support our sluts!
Justice Robert Dewar: rape is inconsiderate
Men aren't violent and I'll kill you if you disagree
The Great Debate: seat up or seat down?
Honour Killings: new term, old idea
Marc Lépine: in remembrance of December 6, 1989
Because I Am a Girl
The Face of Anti-Abortionists: Neal Horsley
Anti-Abortionists: Murder by proxy
Spousal Support
Cruelty knows no bounds
Abortion: My final word on unwanted pregnancy
Abortion: If we make it illegal, the problem will go away
God Hates Women
In Praise of Women

My $0.02

I just had to give my opinion
What the @#$%^* do I know about Rob Ford?
What the @#$%^* do I know about politics?
What the @#$%^* do I know?
Suite Bergamasque, Focal Dystonia and Jack Daniels
OMG! I've turned into a Castle junkie!
Reward Points: Ain't life grand?
Anonymity and the freedom to do anything
The Internet and anonymity: the good, the bad and the (unknown) ugly
ORM: Your online reputation is the history of your life
Anonymous on the Net: Not!
On-line, oh so not private and busted
Ellen Jong: The body as performance art
Nick Vujicic: What can I complain about?
Paraprosdokian? A skin rash needing some ointment?
William Shatner, McGill U., and Discovery (videos)
Grand Rapids, Michigan ain't dying! (video)
Cool Beans
The highs and lows of going viral
My shrink worries about my manliness
Michael Jackson: still dead but working hard
3.14 reasons to celebrate Pi Day
Christwire, satire and anal bleach
You're never too old to be juvenile
Rally Race Car Crashes (video)
15 Signs You'll Be Rich
Outlawing bodily functions
The Internet: Are we addicted? Or just dumb?
The Great Debate: Toilet paper over the roll or under
Do Nothing for 2 Minutes
January 28, 1986, 11:38am: Oh, that's what an O-ring is for!
Music: I want to take you higher
Wikipedia is 10 years old
Luck: Preparation meets Opportunity
My 15 Minutes of Fat
Alone: My New Year's Resolution
Salman Hossain: Our favourite Jew-hater is back!
Gaza: An escalation of violence
The Toronto Subway: The Better Poop... er, Way
Flash Mob
Top Words for 2010
Press any key to continue
Immaculate Congestion
Internet TV
58 down, 23 to go
Would Skinner have owned a Blackberry?
Damn toilet
Green coal?
Your dog just bite me!
Parachuting: If God had meant me to...
I suck; you suck; we all suck. What!?!
My 15 minutes are not up!
Zipcars: the way of my future

Theatre Reviews

Live and on stage
Barrymore
Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament
Priscilla Queen of the Dessert
Rock of Ages

Health

Ya gotta take care of yourself!
Jack Layton and Our Prostates
Gettin' old, man boobs and Vladimir Putin
An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay
Don't worry, be happy. You'll be healthier and live longer.
Codependency: we're in this together
Aspirin: good for what doesn't ail you
Vitamin D: the sunshine vitamin
Barb Tarbox (and my mother): bigger warnings on cigarettes
Macular Degenration: a problem I can't see
Where the sun don't shine: my colonoscopy
My Prostate: something near and dear to me
F*** Cancer
Living alone: the dangers of BPPV
Focal Dystonia: focal what?
Run for your lives! Literally.
Alcoholism: I'll drink to that!
Hot Dogs: Worth their weight in salt... literally!

Fiction

From the dark recesses of my imagination... Hello? Anybody in there?
Life Floors Neal
Just Another Evening
Hugh Has a Grand Day / grande

Death is a many splendored thing

Killing Some Time
Brady makes a statement; film at 11
Ted Has A Pressing Engagement
Don't drive on the cat
Greg checks out feet first
Taps for a Dead Cow
Red Lobster's Tuesday Night Special
Lloyd Kills A Pizza
Michael Takes The Plunge
A Guest at the Roach Motel
Allison Is Dead Tired
Macchiato and Toffee meet Squirrely
Ken Falls For Barbie
Mary Groans Then Dies
Freddy's Misfortune Is Another's Fortune
The Summary Execution of a Snake
A Light Lunch With Helium
Officer Carl's Life Goes On
Gertrude goes down to her locker

Politics

Oh brother, here I go! Up on the soapbox!
Occupy Wall Street
She's here to help: Michele Bachmann, at your cervix
Radical Islam: The (supposed) threat to America
Donald Rumsfeld, 9/11 and the war on terror
Rick Perry and Sex Education: Abstinence works!
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Casey Anthony, O.J. and Steven Truscott
England's Riots: Anarchy in the U.K.
Was George W. Bush the worst president ever?
Rick Perry, the NAR and the Rapture of Morons
All the rich are not billionaires: Shame on you, Warren Buffett!
Obama is a worthless piece of...
Michele Bachmann and the far, far, far, far, far right
If I can pay, the rich can pay
Michele Bachmann, a Corn Dog and the Oral Office
Michele Bachmann: the next president of the WTH!?!
Bill Maher compares GOP to Casey Anthony trial: July 9, 2011
The burden of proof: Casey Anthony, not guilty
June is Takei Pride Month
Bradley Manning: Hero or Traitor?
Pamela Madsen, Jack Layton, and an erotic massage
To those who are about to kill, we salute you
The Halton Catholic School Board: a "gay" anachronism
Catholic school disciplines pro-choice student
Jenny Peto and Baruch Goldstein
Arizona: Politics by 9mm Glock
Bibi Aisha: from the Taliban to Time Magazine
George W. Bush: Memoirs of the Decider
Lies, Deception and The (My) Truth
Freedom of Speech: freedom to say anything?
Sarah Palin: Refudiate this!
Regulations

Movie Reviews

Gawd, who doesn't love the movies? Escapism!
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy: Dark, brooding, good
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Dark, mysterious, excellent
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol: Wow. In IMAX: double wow.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: Good fun
Shame: Excellent but disturbing
The Descendants: Excellent: 91%
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol: Preview: My next adrenaline fix
Ra.One: Wait until it comes on TV
Moneyball: Excellent: It knocks it out of the park!
Real Steel: Maybe if I was 14 and played with toys
The Ides of March: Good film, superb acting
Killer Elite: Saturday night rental
50/50: The big C with humour
Drive: I say good; others say great
The Devil's Double: You just can't look away
Contagion: Good: 82%
The Debt: Good: 77%
The Guard: Excellent
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Good. 80% good!
The Trip: 2 guys talking. Yep, just talking. But hilarious!!!
Cowboys and Aliens: Not bad. Odd but not bad.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.: Terrific! Loved it!
Captain America: The First Avenger: Good blockbuster action adventure
Friends With Benefits: Formula but still enjoyable
Horrible Bosses: Good. Not great, but good
Beginners: A pleasant surprise
Larry Crowne: Nope, doesn't work
Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Beat you into submission
The Tree of Life: Arty, good, but long
Green Lantern: *slaps forehead* Bad
Bridesmaids: Much better than you would think.
Super 8: Good fun
Kung Fu Panda 2: Excellent family fun
Midnight in Paris: OMG! It's fabulous and it's Paris!
X-Men: First Class: competent entertainment
Potiche: Comme ci comme ça
Certified Copy: intriguing, intimate
Fast Five: Good thrill ride
Thor: Not bad... (ringing endorsement?)
Movie Review: Hanna: Don't bother
The Lincoln Lawyer: I enjoyed this
Source Code: Okay
The Adjustment Bureau: Not bad
Limitless: Terrific premise
Oscars 2011: my recap, my reviews
Another Year: Great character study
Blue Valentine: Excellent, poignant
Movie Preview: Orgasm Inc.
The King's Speech : Excellent
Barney's Version: Terrific
True Grit: Terrific
Tron: Legacy: preview: excited; movie: not so excited
Love and Other Drugs: So-so
Tangled: Holy cow!
The Tourist: What!?!
Megamind: Not bad
Movie Preview: Tron: Legacy: I'm excited
Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer: fascinating
Unstoppable: ok
Fair Game: good
Carlos: an excellent slice of history
Handsome Harry: well done
Inside Job: See this movie!
Jackass 3D: This is my 15 minutes?
Lovely Still: lovely
Red: okay, formula
Easy A: a pleasant surprise
Waiting for Superman: thought-provoking
The Social Network: excellent!
Machete: Why?
The Town: good
Money Never Sleeps: Had to see it. Good
Resident Evil: Afterlife: Kill me
The American: Well done
The Expendables: formula
Eat Pray Love: Eat, Pray, Loath?
Despicable Me in 3D: good
Salt: not enough spice
Toy Story 3 in 3D: Good as always
Inception: My Dream Critique