Monday, 31 October, 2011

NaNoWriMo: Are you out of your freakin' mind?

In light of November 1st and the overwhelming slash nail-biting slash just-what-the-f-am-I-doing start of this 30 day marathon of literary abandon, I thought to wrap up a number of blog postings and references which explain and support this personal (read: self-inflicted) challenge.

NaNoWriMo: Write a novel in 1 month?
This is it, the original go for broke 30 day trial.

Assembly Line Writing
Writing in a hurry is stupid? Laughing all the way to the bank?

On Writing by Stephen King
Penned by the master himself, this book is part biography, part technical manual about the craft of writing.

James Patterson
Q: What do you say to critics like author Stephen King who say you are not a great prose stylist?
A: I am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I do. Fortunately, there are millions who do.

Holly Lisle
This moment started exactly 25 years ago today, when in my diary I wrote, “Before I turn 25, I want to write a book.” 25 years later, I’ve written 33 novels (plus one I did anonymously as work for hire), am working on a couple more, and intend to keep writing novels as long as I live.

NaNoWriMo: Hopeful or hopeless?
[Some inspirational links and videos]
As flippant as it sounds, I'm getting the idea that success is tied up in the slogan from Nike: Just do it! No quibbling, no discussion, no angst about your inner struggle. Just do it. Or maybe in some cases, it needs a little emphasis: Just f**king do it.

NaNoWriMo and an inspiring author: Dean Wesley Smith
I "discovered" this gentleman back in March and found him to be a prolific, disciplined craftsman. It seemed appropriate to reprint the article as a run-up to the month of November when many give themselves the personal challenge of doing the unthinkable: write 50,000 words in 30 days.

November: It was a dark and stormy night...
The perfect opening line for one of the duller months of the year: 30 days of somberness between the sparkling heat of summer and the snowy cold of winter. Charles M. Schulz hasn't been with us since 2000 and even though his comic strip Peanuts is still republished, is the next generation familiar with these words? I am dating myself by the number of times I have seen Snoopy the writer on top of his doghouse pounding out that opening line on his typewriter in mock homage to Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton PC. November? Snoopy? Bulwer-Lytton? Is everybody confused by this mishmash of seemingly random ideas?


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Other stuff

Writing: November Challenges
Some of the various things you can do in the month of November.

Amanda Hocking: indie author goes viral

Kindle E-books Overtake Paper Books

Writing: Stories in tweets

Dean Wesley Smith: Dean of Star Trek

Gay male romance for women

authonomy.com: maybe this doesn't help writers

Book Trailers

Writing: Stories in tweets


Blogging

NaBloPoMo: National Blog Posting Month
Yep, the trial of blogging.

Writing: Less is more: the drabble
Flash fiction? Ficly? Drabble? 55 fiction? Brevity is art!

Blogging: Just another drop in the bucket

Blogging: Using Google as a research tool

Blogging: Does crossposting increase traffic?

Writing for Blogging for Money for a Living

One Million Words

2011-10-31

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Sunday, 30 October, 2011

Peter Gabriel: The Book of Love


The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing but

I...
I love it when you read to me and
You...
You can read me anything

The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb but

I...
I love it when you sing to me and
You...
You can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know but

I...
I love it when you give me things and
You...
You ought to give me wedding rings
I...
I love it when you give me things and
You...
You ought to give me wedding rings


References

Uploaded by sakuramiyu777 on Feb 14, 2009

Wikipedia: Scratch My Back
Scratch My Back is the eighth studio album (and fifteenth album overall) by the English musician Peter Gabriel, his first in eight years. It was released on 12 February 2010 in Australia and Germany, on 15 February in the UK and on 2 March in the U.S. The album, recorded at Air Lyndhurst and Real World Studios during 2009, consists of cover versions of twelve songs by various artists, using only orchestra and voice. It is produced by Gabriel himself with Bob Ezrin.

Stephin Merritt, who wrote "The Book of Love", commented on Gabriel's cover of his song:

At first I thought, "How hilarious, he’s got a completely different take on the song." But after a few listens I find it quite sweet. My version of the song focuses on the humour, and his focuses on the pathos. Of course, if I could sing like him I wouldn’t have to be a humourist.

Gabriel's cover of "The Book of Love" appeared earlier in the 2004 film Shall We Dance?, and on the ABC series Scrubs in the season 8 finale entitled My Finale.

my blog: Marriage: Having our lives witnessed
[I talk about the movie Shall We Dance? whose romantic finale has our married couple renewing their love to this song. The following conversation is a telling description of marriage.]

Beverley: All these promises that we make and we break. Why is it, do you think, that people get married?

Detective: Passion.

Beverley: No.

Detective: Interesting because I would have taken you for a romantic. Why then?

Beverley: Because we need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet. I mean what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything: the good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things. All of it, all the time, everyday. You're saying your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go unwitnessed because I will be your witness.

2011-10-30

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Saturday, 29 October, 2011

Keep Wall Street Occupied by Artie Moffa (video)


Here's the idea for supporting the Occupy Wall Street protests all from the comfort of your own home. The next time you receive a credit card application from a bank, send back the return envelope... empty. The bank will have to pay the postage. Fill the envelope with paper to increase its weight and thus increase the cost of postage. Include a message of protest. To really increase the weight, include a piece of wood. Put a message of protest on the piece of wood.

Now individually, this act of defiance won't do very much. But if hundreds or thousands do it, somebody at the bank is going to notice. As this gentleman says, if the banks are taking the time to deal with this, they may just spend less time lobbying government about more ways to screw us.

This guy had such an interesting and unique idea, I just had to post his video. What he says makes perfect sense. Would it work? I don't know but I'd like to think so. Now if Stephen Colbert would announce this on his show, I'd bet a zillion people would immediately do it and then we would certainly see a reaction from somebody at the banks.

In the meantime, pass around this video and do your part to, ah, bring to the attention to the banks that Occupy Wall Street is a cause with a reason.

References

ABC News - Oct 28/2011
Video Suggests Another Approach to Occupying Wall Street – Send Them Garbage
Artie Moffa wanted to occupy Wall Street, but his day job was getting in the way. Instead, the San Franciscan poet and SAT tutor devised a way he could keep Wall Street occupied from the comfort of his home and office.

2011-10-29

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Movie Review: Ra.One

Bollywood, the name evokes singing and dancing, large choreographed pieces, love and romance but never any actual kissing. Now let's add science fiction to that list with special effects galore and 3D and a mention that this movie now holds the record for the most expensive Bollywood film ever made. There are a lot of good points to this cinematic endeavour and there are a number of not so good points which explains why the critics have been giving mixed reviews.

Let's start with a not so good point. Anubhav Sinha who both wrote the story and directed the movie must have had a target audience of kids in mind. The whole idea centers on a computer game and the characters in the game crossing over into real life. Sorry, this is where I roll my eyes. Tron Legacy tried to thrill me with its computer generated world but the story was so juvenile, it just didn't capture my imagination like, for instance, The Matrix. Ra.One has the same problem. Maybe if I was a fourteen year old kid I may have been enthralled with this gaming stuff translated in live characters. Unfortunately, I'm not 14 years old. Some may say I'm just being an old fuddy duddy but you have to have a little more meat to your story than what Mr. Sinha has come up with. Then again, I wasn't too thrilled with Transformers but I can see those who went nuts for that movie would find this story captivating.

Shahrukh Khan is quite versatile and this film affords him an opportunity to show all his talents. I can see why he has been given the much deserved moniker of The King of Bollywood. While he does a great job of playing the handsome hero kicking butt, he is very, very amusing playing the more goofy game developer. He is so goofy; I found it hard to believe his wife turns out to be the beautiful Kareena Kapoor. However, at a party when the Akon song Criminal starts playing, Mr. Goofy turns into a surprisingly charming dancer. That's when I realised why Kareena Kapoor would have fallen for him.

Speaking of Akon, later in the film we have the choreographed scene with the Akon song Chammak Challo. These big dance numbers are the hallmark of Bollywood films and this film doesn't disappoint in that regard even though it is technically a science fiction movie. I've included the videos for Criminal and Chammak Challo below as I greatly enjoyed them.

I went expecting the film to be in Hindi with subtitles. I was surprised at how much of it was in English. What? I'm still wondering if English crops up that much in everyday speech or if the film maker added the English with an eye on an international market. A couple of scenes where somebody was talking about computer technology and threw in the occasional English technical term was anticipated but then somebody would throw in an entire English expression or just switch to English altogether. What? I'm confused.


Final Word
For me, the premise of the story, characters from a computer game coming to life, just doesn't cut it. If you're a teenager, you may go for it but if you're an adult, you are going to find this sadly lacking. Nevertheless, the special effects were at times interesting and the love story between Khan and Kapoor showed promise. I am always amused by the unwritten Bollywood rule of no kissing in scenes of romance. Yes, there's no kissing but there is still that tension between the players. It is quite different from an American film.

Shahrukh Khan is excellent but my recommendation is to wait until the film comes out on DVD or ends up on television.


References

Rotten Tomatoes: Ra.One: 78%

Wikipedia: Ra.One
Ra.One (Random Access–Version 1.0) is a 2011 Indian science fiction superhero film, written and directed by Anubhav Sinha. The film, which features Shahrukh Khan in dual roles, as a game developer and his superhero look-alike G.One, also stars Kareena Kapoor, Armaan Verma and Arjun Rampal as the titular game villain Ra.One.

official movie web site: Ra.One

Wikipedia: Akon
Aliaune Damala Badara Thiam, better known as simply Akon (born April 16, 1973), is a Senegalese American R&B recording artist and songwriter.

Uploaded by RaOneMovie on Aug 30, 2011
Chammak Challo Official Song Sung by Akon

The meaning of Chammak Challo
The word Chhammakchhallo (Spelt chammak challo also) is used for a girl who is flashy in appearance. The word can be called part of slang, and can be derogatory as well, though it's not a swear word. Exactly, chhammak here refers to the sound of jingling as someone walks, and chhallo was most probably used for chhallas (chhalla = a ring, not necessarily the one worn in a finger) and hence chhammakchhallo was used for someone who used to make a jingling sound with her jewels.

The lyrics to Chammak Challo
Girl you are my chammak challo.
Where you go girl, I'm gonna follow.
What you want girl just let me know.
Girl be my chammak challo.


Shawty I'm gonna get ya.
You know I'm gonna get ya.
You know I will even let you be my chammak challo.


Kaisa sharmaana aaja nach ke dikha de.
Aa meri hove aaja parda gira de.
Aa meri akhiyon se akhiyan mila le.
Ab tu na nakhre dikha...


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"Criminal Ra One" (video song) ShahRukh Khan,Kareena Kapoor

2011-10-29

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Friday, 28 October, 2011

Fiction: Life Floors Neal

It was only later that Neal understood what had happened. At the time, as the events unfolded, he wasn't fully aware of what was going on. Shit happens. Although this wasn't just any shit, this was his shit. It wasn't like this was a random set of circumstances where bad luck befalls some guy and we feel sorry for him. No, this was his own doing and if in the end anyone was to blame, it was Neal himself, nobody else.

Does that make things any easier? Knowing that it's all your own fault; does that make it more palatable? Not really. Neal still felt sorry for himself. Yes, he could see that he and he alone was culpable but he still couldn't help feeling sad about his situation.

The curious start to this was waking up on the floor. Now finding himself prostrate somewhere other than his bed was not unknown to Neal. However this particular return to the land of the living was different than the other times and he would from that moment on qualify it as both unique and one of the lowest points of his drinking career.

Neal became aware that he was conscious. However he wasn't aware of his body. Exactly how long this moment lasted, he wasn't sure but he would always remember the odd sensation of being conscious, of being aware that he was alive, that he was thinking but not knowing where he was or who he was. He was merely a brain without a body; some disembodied spirit floating around the netherworld . It was that famous saying of René Descartes brought to life: I think therefore I am.

Then it hit him and it hit him hard. It was like the conscious part of his brain was suddenly plugged back into his body. A wave of nausea came over him. No, it was a tsunami. His ears had this loud noise in them like the static of a radio turned up deafeningly loud. Somewhere his gut tied itself up in knots and there was this overwhelming alarm that at any second, his abdominal region would tighten up like a vice and spew out all the bad stuff. Slowly, Neal became aware of being horizontal. Yes, he was laid out face down. But where? Something somewhat rough was against his right cheek. What was it? Where was he? All parts of his body were now reporting into the brain telling it that they were none too pleased with the current state of affairs. Some trauma had been suffered and all parts wanted to lodge a formal complaint to the head of the company. Ears, stomach, even the heart was chiming in. Then the head. Oh yes, the head. A monstrous pounding had started and any conscious thought had become almost impossible with the ever-mounting pressure in his skull.

Neal was wondering just what the heck he had done to himself. For the moment, he had absolutely no recollection of anything. He still didn't know where he was and he had no idea of how he had gotten here. Well, wherever here was. Everything was foggy. Well, his thinking was foggy. His brain was slowly trying to make sense of everything but unfortunately there was this huge hole in his memory. There was a blackness, a lack of memories and he couldn't fill in the blanks.

The nausea abated somewhat. Neal shifted his head slightly and opened his eyes. It was semi-dark. There was a little light somewhere but where it was coming from was unknown. Suddenly Neal realised he was lying on the floor. His cheek was against the carpet. What the heck? What had happened? Neal felt ill. Was he going to be sick to his stomach? It was hard to tell at the moment but he felt really, really bad. Right now nothing seemed to want to come up but he knew that his guts were none too happy and could decide at any moment to let loose. However Neal as of yet was incapable of moving so if he did start chucking, he wasn't going to make it to the wastepaper basket. Could he move?

Neal stirred. He moved his head a bit. Somehow the nausea washing over him didn't seem to inspire him to move fast. In fact, he didn't want to move at all thinking that would minimise any pain he was feeling. However this pain wasn't the pain from being hurt. No, this was the pain from being sick and Neal was sick as a dog. He had thought about it. Why was he on the floor? Why couldn't he remember how he had gotten there? Why was he nauseated to beat the band? There was only one explanation: he had drunk too much. But what exactly had happened?

Neal slowly righted himself and sat on the floor with his back against the bed. Oh God he felt bad. He couldn't even say that he felt like shit because it was ten times, no a hundred times worse than that. Neal breathed slowly and looked around him. The one low wattage bulb beside the door was on. It wasn't at all bright and barely lit the room. Neal's eyes fell on an empty bottle of wine on the counter beside the sink. Yes, he remembered that. He had gotten off work at 8am that morning from his all night shift and had gone to McDonald's for breakfast. He had ordered the big breakfast and took one of the complimentary newspapers from the rack beside the cash register. He browsed through the headlines as he used his plastic utensils to eat his eggs and sausage and hash browns being careful not to press too hard and poke a hole in the Styrofoam container. He had gotten back to the rooming house around nine o'clock. Since he didn't have anything to drink, he had wasted some time listening to records while waiting for the liquor store to open at 10am. He left around nine thirty and went to a variety store to buy the latest copies of People magazine and US. They were mindless periodicals which in some way amused him while he was drinking. Oh yes, there was a special large format edition of a Superman comic so he bought that too. He loved comics when he was a kid and for some reason, the simplicity of a comic fit right in with his life style.

At ten o'clock on the dot, Neal was at the door of the liquor store and bought himself a regular size bottle of cheap wine. Over the months, he had managed to turn his drinking into a science. He knew that this one bottle of wine, accounting for the size of the bottle and the percentage of alcohol in the wine, would give him a nice buzz without incapacitating him. He might wake up a little fuzzy for his midnight shift but that fuzziness would dissipate over a couple of hours. No big deal.

Neal had come home with his stash and poured himself a glass of wine. He had put on a record then settled in to read his magazines. In order to not disturb any of the neighbours, he always wore headphones. This was sometimes a bit of a pain because of the cord but for the most part the cord was long enough to permit him to reach just about anything he needed in his room.

Neal had a small table and chair but had installed his record player and amplifier on the table leaving little or no room left on the table for anything else. Consequently Neal chose to sit on the floor with his back against his bed. Whether he was reading and drinking or even eating something he had heated up on his hot plate, he would ofttimes not use the chair. Odd to others, convenient to him. After all, how many people lived in a rooming house? How many people had a world which consisted of only four walls with a bed, a sink, a bar frig, a hot plate and a small table and chair? Having never lived like this before in his life, Neal was surprised to discover just what the essentials were to life. When you had no money and could only get a job for minimum wage, you learned to pare down your life style to what was absolutely essential. There were no nice to haves. Heck, you could barely afford a single room!

The throbbing in his head has calmed down a bit. Neal looked at the clock. It said 9:45pm. Thank God, he wouldn't be late for work. A year prior to this when Neal first started to work the midnight shift, he had gotten really drunk during the day. He had forgotten to set his alarm and woke up at three o'clock in the morning, three hours after his start time of midnight. The evening guy had been obliged to fill in for the missing Neal. Apparently the evening guy had phoned his place but Neal had blacked out from drinking too much and never heard the ringing. Thankfully, Neal's apologies to his boss were accepted and he wasn't fired. Fortunately, it was in Neal's favour that he was working the midnight shift. The boss had a bitch of a time getting anybody to work nights so when Neal volunteered to work the midnight shift permanently, it solved a big problem for the boss. It was a perfect arrangement for everybody involved. The boss had the night shift covered and Neal got to drink all day.

Neal noticed the earphones for his record player on the floor. In the dull light, he followed the cord to beside the table. It took a moment to comprehend what he was looking at but he realised his record player and the amplifier were no longer on the table, they were on the floor. What? How did that happen? Neal followed the cord back to the earphones. Oh, oh. The cord was pulled taunt. Oh God. Neal guessed that he had moved too far or had maybe fallen over with the earphones on. The cord had been stretched out to its maximum length and had pulled the record player right off the table onto the floor then ripped the earphones right off his head. Neal felt so ill at the moment, he couldn't even get surprised or angry at possibly having broken his record player. He would have to be philosophical about it and if the player was busted, it was busted. He'd have to deal with it and get it fixed if necessary. When he felt better, maybe then he would get hopping mad and yell at himself about his stupidity while saying, 'Shit! Shit! Shit!" But for now, oh God did he feel bad.

Neal sat on the floor not moving. He wasn't thinking so much as patiently waiting for his metabolism to deal with the nausea which permeated his body. This was not the fun part about drinking. Being drunk was fun; sobering up was not. Of course drinking too much was always something to avoid but once you got started, you couldn't stop. Or you didn't appreciate that you should stop. Or your higher brain functions shut down and you become completely incapable of imagining the consequences of your actions. Whatever.

He looked up. His eyes fell on the hot plate which sat on top of the bar frig. There was a bottle on it. It was a almost empty mickey of liquor. Neal starred at it for a moment. He had no memory of buying it. He hadn't bought a bottle of liquor this morning; he had only bought a bottle of wine. Where had the liquor come from? Neal furrowed his brow and tried to concentrate. Did he remember anything? Nope, there was this big hole in his memory. He remembered sitting on the floor drinking his wine and reading the magazines but then, nothing. He had no recollection of what he may have done afterwards. May have done? There was no doubt about it. Neal at some point had left his room and walked back to the liquor store and bought a bottle of liquor. He had blacked out. He had done this but couldn't remember doing it. Fuck, all he did was drink a bottle of wine like he always does. Why would he black out? Did he drink it too fast? Why would the same quantity of wine he always drank affect him differently? Now he understood why he felt like death warmed over. After finishing the whole bottle of wine, he had then drunk an entire mickey of liquor. Crap, he was surprised to have woken up in time for work. It would have been more than likely he would have remained out of it until the next day and missed his shift. Why did he wake up in time?

Neal realised he hadn't slept for the past 7 hours so much as having been unconscious. Oh God, what a grubby. A wave of shame swept over Neal. Yes he was an alcoholic. He knew it. He had known it for a long time. But for a long time there had been no reason not to drink. It wasn't a question of why he drank; it was a question of why not. He was down so low; he had failed so miserably; he was so utterly ashamed of himself; it seemed that drinking was the only way of dealing with a set of circumstances one could only qualify as humiliating. Yes he was ashamed of his alcoholism but that shame paled in comparison to the shame he felt over his failure.

Neal began to cry. The sobs racked his body as an overwhelming sense of sadness overcame him and he could no longer contain the flood of emotions which welled up. Tears streamed down his cheeks as he wept uncontrollably. He felt a loss so profound, it was as if his life was over. Maybe he was still alive but there was no longer anything to live for. His hopes, his ambitions and his dreams had been dashed to pieces and there no longer was any sense of purpose to life. It was an ignominious end to a life unfulfilled.

The sobs began to peter out. The crying diminished and Neal became a little calmer. He sniffed a couple of times. He needed a Kleenex. He reached in his pocket, discovered one and blew his nose. Neal remembered that part of being hung over was due to being dehydrated. He should drink some water. Maybe he should drink a lot of water. The clock now said ten twenty so he around an hour before he had to leave for work. It took him about thirty minutes to walk to his job and he always stopped to pick up a sub for his beginning of the shift meal. Oh God, he was feeling so bad right at the moment, he wondered if he was going to be able to eat anything. Then again, what choice did he have? It was a long time until the end of his shift at 8am and it was a long time until he could get anything to eat. Consequently he had to eat something. It's just that eating a sub somehow didn't seem like the correct hair of a dog. Would he keep it down or would he see his five bucks spewed out on the sidewalk somewhere between the sub shop and work?

Neal got up and went to the sink. He dug out a glass from a cupboard and ran the water for a minute. He filled the glass to the brim then drank the whole thing. He filled the glass again and drank half of it before he had to stop. He waited a moment to catch his breath then managed to get the rest of it down. He stood at the sink waiting. Well, maybe he wasn't waiting so much as being slightly zoned out from the nausea and the fatigue. When you pass out from drinking too much, Neal thought you didn't really sleep. Not sleeping in the sense of resting. You woke up tired, very tired and probably because being out cold didn't constitute the same thing as sleeping and giving your body a rest.

Feeling the urge, Neal found his toilet paper and left his room to go down the hall to the communal bathroom. If there was one thing he hated more than anything else, it was sharing the bathroom. The rooming house had a number of grubbies like Neal who drank or did drugs and led a life style which left much to be desired. Drunk or stoned people are not necessarily thoughtful about others who may sharing the facilities and ofttimes leave the premises in a sad state of repair.

Neal was lucky this time; the bathroom was half decent. He did his business and returned to his room. He drank another glass of water then sat on the floor. Oh my God, did he feel like crap. Was he going to make it through the shift? He knew he would; he just knew that he was going to have to grit his teeth and suffer through at least two hours of nausea until his body managed to right itself. He had succeeded in putting a lot, well, too much alcohol in his system and that system needed to do some pretty heavy lifting over the next eight hours to purge the body of all that evil booze he had poured down his gullet. What a fucking retard. Neal knew this was the moment when most alkies would take the pledge and swear on a stack of Bibles to not imbibe again but Neal knew better. He knew that he was going to drink again just as well as he knew the sun was going to come up in the morning. What else did he have at the moment? Nothing. So he returned to the question of not why he was drinking but why not. Get through the shift; let the body recoup and he'd be in shape to do it all again.

Was there a point of rationalising? There was nobody in his life so there was nobody to fool. Except himself that is. And why not just be honest with one's self? About six months ago, he thought to make an effort to stop drinking. He went for a week. He felt good; he felt rested. Nevertheless something was missing. He lived in a single room. He had a shit job for minimum wage. He had no education, no opportunities and no money. There was little or no chance of getting out of this particular situation as to do so would require some sort of herculean effort. What was the point of not taking a drink? He couldn't think of one so he went and bought his usual bottle of wine. He remembered sitting in his room and feeling this wonderful warmth spread through his body. There was a certain elation as if he had come home or at least come to some great place. He felt good, really, really good. There was no sense of loss; there was no sense of failure. There was definitely no sense of something lacking in his life or that he wasn't doing something he should have been doing. There was no guilt, no shame about yesterday. There was merely the idea of now and at that moment now felt pretty damn good. Yes, Neal could recognise the absurdity of everything that had happened to him but oh that feeling the booze gave him made all the bad he had suffered just shrink to an insignificant pin prick. Now who the hell wouldn't want to feel like that?

Neal walked to the sink. He unzipped and peed into it. When you lived in a single room and you were obliged to walk down the hall to a communal bathroom which sometimes required a cleaning before you could use it, you got inventive. Maybe it was laziness but peeing in the sink was a better option that leaving the room. Oh what would the neighbours think? Neal was a pig? Then again, who wouldn't do the same if they were in the same position? It wasn't laziness; it was just being practical.

The clock said ten fifty. Neal stripped off his clothes, wrapped himself in a towel and slipped on his slippers. He picked up a bar of soap and a can of Lysol and went back to the bathroom. He sprayed the tub with Lysol. Since everybody on the floor was using the tub, he thought it was a good idea to disinfect it before stepping into it. Would he avoid anything bad like athlete's foot? Maybe, maybe not. If anything, it made him feel more comfortable stepping into a tub that was being used by strangers.

Neal finished his shower, towelled off and went back to his room. Ah, nothing like a shower to ease the pain of a hangover. God he had felt so grubby. Yeah, waking up on the floor was in itself pretty grubby but spending all that time in his clothes? A shower made him feel half human again. He still felt like shit but he now felt as though he was going to be able to make it. He was going to get through his shift. He was going to get through the next couple of hours when he knew he was going to feel his worst.

He got dressed. His last piece of clothing was his company jacket. You know you've arrived when you wear a jacket with your name sewn on the front. Okay, that was an arrogant thing to think. Neal had hoped to achieve greater things in life but ended up at the bottom of the barrel. Instead of succeeding like your average person, he had attempted the impossible and bombed royally. What folly. What idiocy. Thank God for liquor. At least he had found a way of dealing with his mess. Yeah, some may say not the best way but until the next brilliant solution came to mind, this would fit the bill quite nicely thank you very much.

Neal checked his wallet. Good, he still have fifty bucks cash so he had more than enough for his usual sub sandwich at the beginning of his shift. Plus he could visit the grocery store in the morning for something and while he hadn't made a decision yet one way or another, he did have enough to buy something at the liquor store. Ha, he had just gone on a bender, blacked out and spent seven or eight hours unconscious on the floor and already he was planning his next trip to the bottle. Shouldn't one be philosophical or something? Don't they say you should always get right back up on the horse? Yep, if a bottle throws you for a loop, heck, just go get another one. They all can't throw you to the ground, er, to the floor. Neal looked at the mickey of liquor. It looked like there was still a shot of liquor left. He poured it into a glass and held it up to the light. Yep, there was less than a mouthful. He turned on the tap and put in a little water. Neal gulped down the liquor. Would that be enough for a hair of a dog? He thought it wouldn't hurt.

Neal turned out the light and opened the door. It was eleven twenty. In twelve hours, he should be well into a bottle of wine and feeling pretty good. Even a lousy job was easy to put up with if you knew there was a prize waiting for you at the end of the line. Life goes on. Maybe not the best of lives, but for the moment, it was all Neal had.

2011-10-28

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Thursday, 27 October, 2011

Small Faces: Itchycoo Park


Over bridge of sighs
To rest my eyes in shades of green
Under dreamin' spires
To Itchycoo Park, that's where I've been

What did you do there?
I got high
What did you feel there?
Well I cried
But why the tears there?
I'll tell you why
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful

I feel inclined to blow my mind
Get hung up feed the ducks with a bun
They all come out to groove about
Be niceand have fun in the sun

Tell you what I'll do (what will you do?)
I'd like to go there now with you
You can miss out school (won't that be cool)
Why go to learn the words of fools?
What will we do there?
We'll get high
What will we touch there?
We'll touch the sky
But why the tears then?
I'll tell you why

It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful

I feel inclined to blow my mind
Get hung up feed the ducks with a bun
They all come out to groove about
Be nice and have fun in the sun

It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful
Ha! It's all too beautiful


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Wikipedia: Itchycoo Park
"Itchycoo Park" is a psychedelic pop song written by Steve Marriott and Ronnie Lane, first recorded by their group, the Small Faces. The song reached number three in the UK Singles Chart, 1967. ... The song reached number 16 in the American Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1968. ... Long running British music magazine NME cites readers poll voting "Itchycoo Park" number 62 out of the top 100 singles of all time. ... The song was one of the first to use flanging, which can be heard in the break after each chorus.

Wikipedia: Flanging
Flanging (pronounced "flan-jing") is an audio effect produced by mixing two identical signals together, with one signal delayed by a small and gradually changing period, usually smaller than 20 milliseconds. This produces a swept comb filter effect: peaks and notches are produced in the resultant frequency spectrum, related to each other in a linear harmonic series. Varying the time delay causes these to sweep up and down the frequency spectrum. A flanger is an effects unit dedicated to creating this sound effect.

Wikipedia: Small Faces
The Small Faces were an English rock and roll band from East London, heavily influenced by American rhythm and blues. The group was founded in 1965 by members Steve Marriott, Ronnie Lane, Kenney Jones, and Jimmy Winston, although by 1966 Winston was replaced by Ian McLagan as the band's keyboardist.

The band is remembered as one of the most acclaimed and influential mod groups of the 1960s. With memorable hit songs such as "Itchycoo Park", "Lazy Sunday", "All or Nothing", "Tin Soldier", and their concept album Ogdens' Nut Gone Flake, they later evolved into one of the UK's most successful psychedelic acts before disbanding in 1969. After the Small Faces disbanded, three of the members were joined by Ronnie Wood as guitarist, and Rod Stewart as their lead vocalist, both from The Jeff Beck Group, and the new line-up was renamed Faces. A revived version of the original Small Faces existed from 1975 to 1978.

2011-10-26

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Wednesday, 26 October, 2011

Fiction: Killing Some Time

There went four hours of his life. Read a book, page through a magazine, nap, do whatever necessary to occupy himself in one of those times where there was nothing else to do but wait. Charles carried his overnight bag down the length of the bus and climbed down the steps. The driver was busy removing luggage from the undercarriage hold and several passengers waited patiently for their bags. Travelling light had its rewards and Charles walked away having everything he needed. The smell of diesel was everywhere and it would be nice to exit the terminal and breathe air with a few less fumes.

But first, a quick stop at the lockers. Charles fished a key out of his pocket and looked at the number on it; number fourteen. He looked at the tags of several doors before he located the locker and inserted the key. Inside he found a little bag like a shaving kit. Charles unzipped the bag and took out a piece of paper with the address of a hotel and a room number and a plastic access card. Putting both items in his pocket, he zipped up the kit and put it into his overnight bag. Now where was the hotel? A map of the area was mounted on a wall in the waiting room and a quick look showed it to be merely a block away.

Charles walked out the front door of the terminal and turned right. Ah, that air was certainly welcome after all those exhaust fumes. Taking a couple of deep breaths, Charles looked around. There were a fair number of people walking around; the traffic was certainly thick and there was the general din of honking horns, conversations and other assorted noises of the big city. He smiled slightly thinking that the city always had a certain energy to it. Unfortunately he was only staying overnight for a business trip so he wouldn't be able to take advantage of his visit to see very much of the city. Maybe next time. Charles headed off down the sidewalk towards his hotel.

There was a small grocery store in the middle of the block. Out front a couple of tables displayed a variety of fruits and vegetables. Charles stopped and looked down at the apples. He saw the word Macintosh and examined the fruit under the small hand-written sign. He selected one and stepped into the store. Holding onto his bag and the apple with one hand, he dug around his pocket and pulled out a bill. The older woman behind the counter took the bill and made change. Charles put the change in his pocket then unzipped the bag and put the apple in it. He walked out of the store. Just another of a million transactions which happen each day in the city.

When Charles walked into the hotel, he only took a moment to look around and spotting the elevators off to one side, he immediately walked to them and punched one of the buttons. He rode up to the fourth floor as per the instructions and used his plastic pass card to gain entrance to room number 434. It was clean and fresh. Not fancy but it certainly gave a sense of cleanliness. Charles took off his shoes and left them at the door. He put his bag on a small table beside the television set meant for luggage then went into the bathroom to wash his hands. He took a hand towel from a stack of clean linen. Hesitating a moment, he splashed a little cold water on his face with one hand and wiped it with the towel. He carefully hooked the towel over the linen bar.

Going back into the room, Charles looked at the clock. It was ten forty-five. He could catch the news at eleven. He opened his overnight bag and hung up the clean shirt and pants he had brought for tomorrow. He stripped off his clothes and also hung them up.

Charles took a pillow from the bed. The heating unit at the window looked like it would do the trick so Charles put the pillow on the floor then lay down. He positioned his rear end on the pillow and hooked his feet under the edge of the heating unit. He did thirty sit-ups then paused looking up at the ceiling. Charles rolled over and did twenty-five push-ups. He stood up and did some stretching exercises. He touched his toes and then bent left and right at the waist. He alternated these two movements several times. Then he got down on the pillow and did another set of thirty sit-ups, rolled over and did another twenty-five push-ups. Charles stood up. He touched his toes again then bent over at the waist to stretch his lower back.

All in all, it wasn't much but Charles had found over the years that a daily regime of these few exercises meant he avoided any back problems. He thought of a recent newspaper article extolling the virtues of doing a few exercises labelling most people's lives in these modern times as sedentary. Charles smiled. Even if what he did wasn't much, it probably still put him ahead of the majority of people but just because they did nothing at all.

Charles went to the bathroom and showered. The hotel offered a bathrobe and slippers so he took advantage of this little luxury. He went back to the main room and turned on the television set. He dug his apple out of his bag and washed it in the bathroom. Moving a pillow to the headboard, he propped himself up in bed then with the channel changer hunted for the eleven o'clock news. He bit into his apple with one hand as he clicked the remote with the other.

After ten minutes of headlines and international news, the show turned to local news. Charles turned off the television set and got up. He threw the apple core into the waste basket then proceeded to fish through his bag until he found a pair of latex gloves. He put them on before pulling out the kit he had picked up in the locker at the bus station. Sitting at the writing desk, he unzipped the kit bag and laid out its contents: a Beretta M92, a suppressor, a cell phone, a pile of bills clipped together, two subway tokens and a piece of paper with a telephone number. The gun would be untraceable. The cell phone would be a temporary purchase. And the phone number would be recently set up under a false name to another temporary cell phone. It was only to be used in case of emergency but there would be no emergency. Once the operation was over, the gun, the phones and the numbers would all be thrown away. The hotel room had been rented by somebody else. After Charles left, somebody else would check out of the room.

Charles carefully examined the gun. It had been recently cleaned; a professional had made sure it was in good working order. He looked at the silencer and was satisfied everything matched his specs. He wiped the hotel access card on his robe then put everything back in the little zipped bag and slipped it in his overnight bag along with the latex gloves. Picking up the menu card, he read over the breakfast selection for room service then filled out the card for coffee and cereal plus milk with a delivery time of 6:30am. He got up and went and hung the card on the outside door handle of his room. He played with the radio clock and set the alarm on it for 6:20am. Just to be sure, he phoned down and asked for a wake-up call for the same time. When you have an important appointment, it pays to be sure you are not going to be late.

Charles brushed his teeth and urinated. He knew he would probably have to get up at least once during the night but hopefully this would delay him having to get out of bed too soon because of a full bladder. He checked the thermostat then turned out the lights and climbed into bed. He stared at the ceiling in the semi-darkness listening to the muted din of the city. It was late but there was still the occasional car horn. Despite the silence, he could detect this dull background roar, the constant noise of the city with its millions of inhabitants all living their lives, doing stuff, talking and making noise which added up to that constant buzz.

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The phone rang. Charles picked up the receiver then immediately put it back in its cradle. He pulled back the covers and rolled over to sit on the side of the bed. He paused a moment letting the cobwebs of sleep dissipate a bit. He punched the off button for the radio clock; he didn't need it after all. The time read 6:22am.

Charles got up and put on his robe and slippers. He got out a five dollar bill and put it on the corner of the writing desk. He picked up his overnight bag and took it into the bathroom. Coming back out, he glanced at the clock. It said 6:25am. Room service would be here any moment. He pulled the door handle to release the lock then left the door propped open on its lock. He went back to the bathroom leaving the door open just a crack and went to fiddle with the shower. With the water running, he stood at the sink so he could better hear somebody knock. He brushed his teeth.

The knock was quite audible even over the sound of the running water. Going to the crack in the door, Charles spoke loudly, "Come on in." Charles heard some muffled response.

"Leave the tray on the desk, please. There's a tip for you," said Charles.

Charles heard a voice say, "Thank you sir." He kept his ear to the crack listening as the waiter walked to the writing desk then came back, went out the door and shut it. Once Charles heard the click of the lock, he shut off the water then came out to get his breakfast. He put his overnight bag back on the luggage table.

The tray held a little pot of coffee, probably enough for two or three cups. Charles poured a little milk into the cup then filled it up with coffee. He sat there enjoying the moment, his first cup of coffee of the day. Just relax, move slowly, and let the caffeine slowly work its miracle of waking up the old noggin and getting those neurons firing again.

Charles poured a second cup noting that the cup like most hotel room service cups was small so would one consider it more of a half cup? He stood up and walked to the window. Pulling back the drapes a bit, he looked out onto the roof of the low building next door. The hotel was 10 stories high but it seemed many of the buildings in this neighbourhood were only two or three stories. It made for an odd contrast.

Charles took his time. He discovered the waiter had also left a newspaper so he ate a bowl of cereal hunched over the writing desk reading the front page. He had placed the bowl on the paper itself and shifted its position as he worked his way through the various articles. There wasn't anything specific which caught his eye. The world was a big place and there was a lot going on. Anybody would find it difficult trying to keep up with everything.

Charles had a third cup of coffee while looking at the editorial page of the newspaper. He ofttimes found some good opinion pieces which analyzed what was happening behind the scenes in some of the bigger stories. Finding out the backstory to a major event could be very interesting.

Charles finished his coffee and like clockwork, had to take care of his daily business. A couple of cups of coffee and a bowl of cereal and he was primed to go. Sometimes Charles joked about this by saying that he wasn't a fancy guy, no; he was just a regular guy. Okay, not a rip snorter but it usually elicited a smile. Heck, can everybody be as funny as a professional comedian?

Afterwards, Charles shaved and got dressed. He took out a fresh change of underwear and socks then put on the extra shirt and pants he had brought. Carefully he folded up his used clothing and put it in the overnight bag. The time was seven thirty.

Charles poured another cup of coffee. He lifted the lid on the pot and looked at what remained. Hmmm, he could get four cups out of this. Standing at the window again, Charles sipped his coffee and stared at the urban landscape idly thinking about the rest of his day.

Charles snapped out of his reverie. The clock now showed seven forty. He went and brushed his teeth then picked up a towel and systematically went around the room and the bathroom wiping anything he may have touched: the TV remote, the breakfast menu card, the clock radio, the sink and taps, the furniture and finally the room service tray and its items. It was more than likely unnecessary but old habits die hard. He walked around making sure that he had not left anything which belonged to him. Satisfied that everything was in order, Charles picked up his bag and left.

Charles took the stairs down to the lobby but instead of going through the lobby, he exited through a side door. The less anybody saw him the better. Anonymity was the name of the game and with modern times and closed circuit television recordings, it didn't hurt to avoid the main areas to not inadvertently leave one's face behind for somebody else to find.

Charles turned right and walked a block to the subway. He used one of the tokens from the zipped kit and took the eastbound train. He rode three stops then got off. Before even coming to town, he had received complete instructions about the job including pictures and a map. He researched the geography on the Internet and memorized street names, the subway lines and looked at pictures of the various buildings. Even though he had never stayed in the hotel, he knew everything about it including its layout and its exits.

Walking up the stairs from the subway, Charles walked to the corner and crossed the street. He walked down four doors and arrived at a condo-apartment building. Number 2843; this was the place. Charles pulled open the door and walked into the foyer. Just at that moment, a woman was coming out pulling a little shopping cart. Charles turned away as if he was studying the list of names but just before the door was going to shut, he grabbed it and walked into the building.

The elevator was straight ahead but Charles went to the left to take the stairs. He walked up to the third floor and pulled open the door. He looked to the right and the left. The hallway was deserted. He let the door close then put down his bag. Reaching into it, Charles took out the latex gloves. He pulled them over each hand and stretched the ends over the cuffs of his shirt. He got out the gun and the suppressor and fixed the silencer into place. He took a last look at the gun to make sure it was ready then opened the door and strode down the hall to apartment 32. He knocked on the door while holding the gun out of sight. On the other side of the door, Charles heard a voice say, "Yes?"

Charles knocked again. He then heard the chain being removed. Charles brought the gun up and held it with both hands as he aimed. The door opened to reveal a woman in a bathrobe. Charles squeezed the trigger and there was a quiet pop. A dark red circle appeared in the middle of the woman's forehead and she collapsed on the floor. Charles pushed the door open and stepped into the apartment. Somewhere there was a radio playing some soft music. He gently shut the door.

"Honey? Who's at the door?" A man's voice came from down the hall. Stepping softly, Charles went towards the voice. Just as Charles arrived at a bedroom, a man was coming to the door. "Who could be coming around at this hour?" The man's voice became louder and more distinct as Charles got closer.

Charles had already raised his arms and was pointing the gun straight at the man. There was just once brief instant when the man saw Charles and realized Charles had a gun and was pointing it at him. "Oh," said the man. It was almost as though he expected this. It was as if he knew exactly what this was all about and there was nothing surprising about finding a man with a gun in one's apartment.

Charles squeezed the trigger and once again, there was a quiet pop. A dark red circle formed in the middle of the forehead then the man folded up in a heap on the floor. Charles went back to the door of the apartment. He stepped around the woman then shut the door listening for the telltale click of the lock. Walking deliberately back down the hall, he pulled open the door to the stairwell. He took the suppressor off the gun and put the pieces back in the kit bag. He stripped off the gloves and put them in with the gun then zipped up the kit and put it in his overnight bag.

Charles walked back down to the lobby and exited the condo-apartment building. He walked back the way he came, crossed the street and went into the underground to take the subway back downtown. Returning to the bus depot, he used his key to open the same locker and put the kit bag containing the gun and suppressor back. He used a tissue to wipe the kit bag including the zipper handle. Charles went to the waiting room and looked at the clock. It showed nine thirty. The bus left at ten so he went to the restaurant counter and ordered a coffee and a toasted bagel.

Charles found a vacant seat where somebody had left a copy of the morning newspaper. He crossed his legs and laid the paper out in his lap as he proceeded to eat his bagel and sip his coffee. This only worked so well. Newspapers were just so tough to deal with unless you had both hands free or spread it out on a large flat surface. He had seen some people able to neatly fold a large newspaper into these thin strips as if you could read one column of the people at a time. However Charles had never mastered such a technique and usually fumbled around with the paper. Of course, trying to eat a bagel and sip a coffee at the same time didn't help.

The P.A. system announced his bus. He folded the paper and left it on the chair for somebody else. He picked up his bag and walked out to the bus. He pulled his return ticket from a side pocket and showed it to the driver. There weren't too many people so he managed to find a seat towards the back where the place beside him was free. Good, he could leave his bag on the seat. That way he could get out his book if he wanted to read. But maybe he would nap. It was a four hour ride home and there was plenty of time to kill.

2010-10-26

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Tuesday, 25 October, 2011

Fiction: Just Another Evening

Marty left work and stopped at his local corner grocery store and picked up a litre of milk and a couple of potatoes. Being a little older, he still had the habit saying a quart of milk however metric had been in force for over three decades and old habits die hard. He chuckled while thinking of how he continued to spout off various phrases like the temperature as sixty degrees Fahrenheit instead of 15 degrees Celsius or driving at 60 miles per hour instead of one hundred kilometres per hour. Heck the rest of the world was metric and even Star Trek was metric, so why couldn't he get used to it?

Trying to be systematic, Marty came into his apartment, hung up his coat and immediately went about gathering together some clothes for a load of wash. He already knew he was overtired and hitting the sack early wouldn't hurt him at all but getting to bed early meant trying to get a few things out of the way. While the load of wash swirled around in the machine, Marty got a potato into the microwave to bake it. Once that cycle started, he got out his laptop computer he brought home from the office and set it up in his docking station. While that booted up, Marty returned to the refrigerator and fished out a hotdog. When the microwave beeped, he opened the door, put the hotdog on the plate with the potato then reset the timer for another minute and a half. Marty then went back to the computer and logged in. He waited about thirty seconds or so until he got the main menu then started his own automated routine, a batch file, to launch his Firefox browser, Word with his main blogging document, the Windows Explorer auto-started to his home folder and the Windows sound control. Bingo, one click and he had four apps opened at once.

The microwave beeped so he went back to get out his dinner plate. Quick, easy, and admittedly about as far from gourmet as one could get but a single hotdog and a baked potato made for light dinner. Marty tried to follow a plan of eating lightly and if necessary more frequently. Unfortunately while he did stuff himself occasionally, he paid the price by getting sleepy afterwards and this was not a good thing to do if the intention was to stay alert and pack in some time at the computer.

Then again, being at the computer sometimes was a bit of a time suck. Marty smiled to himself as he had run across this term a while back and went to Urban Dictionary to verify the meaning. They defined it as something which was both engrossing and addictive and that pretty much described the process of mindlessly surfing. It was sort of like intermittent reinforcement where you clicked on a link and maybe it was interesting and maybe it was not but you kept clicking over and over again in some screwball vain hope of running across something of merit. Many times you didn't and eventually you looked at the time wondering just where the heck did it go. Time suck, yeah that's the perfect term. An activity which just sucks up your time. Ha! How many times had anybody arrived at some moment after midnight or even later realising they hadn't accomplished anything of value other than having managed to waste a great deal of valuable time. Gee, and that's time one would never get back. Let's all hold a hand up to our forehead in the shape of the letter L and say, "Loser!"

Marty ate his quickie dinner while watching the news on a television web site. Once finished, he got up and placed his plate and utensils in the sink with a little soap. He then went to retrieve his load of laundry. The coin machine showed another four minutes in the cycle so Marty waited beside the machine. Taking advantage of this moment, he did some stretching exercises like touching his toes and bending to each side. To anybody passing by, it would probably look a little bizarre but Marty even did this type of stretching exercise at the office. Of course, he would temporarily shut his door when he did them so nobody would inadvertently pass by and think he had lost his mind. Rightly or wrongly, he found that doing some exercises from time to time made him feel better. Maybe if everybody did something, there would be fewer complaints about back problems.

The cycle finished and Marty took out his load of wash. Back in his apartment, he hung everything up on hangers then hooked the hangers to the bedroom door. Okay, he had debated the merits of hanging things up to dry versus using a dryer but living by himself meant that he could do as he pleased without worrying about whether or not somebody would find his habits strange. He had found that using the dryer wasn't necessary and in some cases not using the dryer meant completely avoiding frying one's clothes when the cycle just went on for too long. Heck, when he was a kid his mother used to hang up clothes outside to dry in the wind so what exactly was the difference between that and hanging things up in the apartment? Ah, some would immediately say the wind but Marty had taken care of that by turning on a fan in the bedroom. That meant clothes would spend the entire day in the bedroom with air circulating and if it wasn't raining, Marty would leave the window open a crack so in effect, it sort of mimicked what his mom did when he was a kid.

Arguably though, the real reason why Marty did this was pure laziness. When you lived in an apartment and had to make use of the building's laundry room, this usually meant having to pack up your clothes and taking them somewhere. Rather than wait through the wash cycle then waiting through a dry cycle, only washing them meant having to only wait through one cycle. Then Marty could go back to the apartment and hang them up. Hey, if you didn't want to wait through a dryer cycle, hang stuff up. Less time spent and yes, less money spent. Being lazy might just have turned out to be the catalyst to developing a wash method which was easier on clothes. That is, not using the dryer meant Marty never accidentally fried his clothes in some industrial strength machine which got hot enough to bake enamel on clay pottery. Hmmm, wouldn't that meant his clothes would last longer?

Once that chore was out of the way, Marty could sit down at his computer and go to town. Well, going to town usually started off with checking email then his Facebook and Twitter accounts. If he had run across something interesting in the news or during his surfing, he would post some links to the information on both Facebook and Twitter. And if he noticed people hunting down one of his blog postings, he might repost a link to that blog entry on Facebook and Twitter in an effort to bring attention to material he may have written months ago. Go, go, go. Always try to promote one's self. How utterly shameless.

Boy, Facebook, Twitter, blog stats, looking at the news, checking mail. Yeah, what a time suck indeed. It was surprising to get around to doing anything productive at all. Marty chuckled to himself. Well, he sometimes chuckled to himself and he sometimes got pissed with himself for being a lazy, undisciplined oaf who blindly or stupidly - or maybe both - clicked around various links like a mindless fool with no real objective. Hey, why not try to focus, eh? If you'd stop goofing around and actually put your nose to the grindstone, maybe you'd accomplish something instead of arriving at the end of the evening with nothing to show for it. Wait! Just one more click. Wait, this looks like a really promising link so maybe with this click I'm going to find something interesting and educative which will change my life forever. Really, now. And just what does a newspaper article claiming to show Kim Kardashian's latest fashion statement have anything to do with your work? Well, nothing but who can resist taking a peak at some possibly sexy pictures? Time suck! Loser! You unfocused, undisciplined neophyte. You couldn't type 16 words never mind 1,667. Oops, is that letting the cat out of the bag?

Marty closed his browser. He then clicked on the Taskbar to go to Word where his work document was opened. He hit Ctrl + Enter and moved to a new page and started typing. He typed and kept typing. He didn't stop. He tried not to pause. And he tried not to pay attention to any spelling errors or any possible grammatical errors he knew the Word spell checker slash grammar checker would later point out to him. Type and don't interrupt the flow. Always move forward. Like a shark. Yes, sharks always have to keep moving forward because they apparently don't have an air bladder and can't float. They must always move or they will sink. Hmmm, is this a good analogy? Keep typing or one will sink into a morass of procrastination.

Oh gawd, this was difficult. From previous experience, Marty knew that he had his moments where he would stop and reflect. Sometime his reflecting involved pacing up and down in his apartment. Was pacing conducive to thinking? Did the physical act of walking back and forth somehow aid the process of cogitating? Then again, some of the experts mentioned occasionally moving around to be a good thing. Sitting for a long time can give you a cramp or something and Marty, if on a long streak, would occasionally take a break to do some sit-ups or push-ups. Some activity break to avoid getting stiff from sitting too long.

Coupled with the pacing, Marty also talked out loud once in a while. Did speaking something instead of just thinking it somehow make the idea clearer? He wondered sometimes if his neighbours heard him talking out loud to himself and questioned if he had completely lost his mind. Geesh if Marty was doing this now, what was Marty going to be like in another 10 years? Would he be one of those weird-ohs out in the street babbling away to nobody in particular? The person everybody walked around trying to avoid any possible contact with somebody who looked one brick shy of a load?

Marty laughed to himself as he remembered an incident from twenty years ago. He was driving on a highway someplace all by himself and for whatever reason went off on a rant. He was talking out loud to himself enunciating some explanation of gawd only knows what about something which had taken place between him and a client. He apparently was trying to clarify his position after a debate, no an argument with somebody and somehow giving his reasons for the 10th time out loud in the car felt good. At one moment, a car with three teenage boys passed him on the highway and they were all staring at Marty. When Marty noticed this, he suddenly realised he had not only been talking out loud, he had been gesticulating in an effort to punctuate all the wonderful points his was making to support his side of the argument. Oh boy, the group of them must have thought Marty was totally nuts. Talking out loud and gesticulating when you're the only person in the car? Ah, is that a picture of insanity or what?

Okay, let's try and avoid that one. Marty turned back to his typing and focused on the keyboard. Type, type, type. He looked at the clock. An hour had passed. He did a word count and discovered he had done 1,432 words. He thought for a moment. It was getting late. He decided he could finish this off in the morning. He set up his Symantec to scan his hard drive for viruses then went to take a shower. A good night's sleep then he could do it all again tomorrow. Hmph, how many people across the planet were typing away like him in an attempt to compose something of literary merit? And how questionable was that literary merit? Marty smiled. In the grand schemes of things just what did any of this mean? As he had said previously, he was merely a single grain of sand on the beach of life. The word insignificant somehow didn't seem sufficient to explain Marty's small place in a world of seven billion people. Oh well, what could anybody do? At the end of the day, anybody doesn't do it for fame and fortune; they do it because they enjoy it. As Robert Louis Stevenson was quoted as saying, "To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive." The pleasure is in the doing. If Marty could find that pleasure, any of this would probably be quite easy. Okay, so he wasn't the next Shakespeare or the next Stephen King. At least he could have fun and what more could anybody ask for?

Maybe it was just another evening. But in typing, Marty could very well end up in an exotic locale, involved in a story full of intrigue with murder, mayhem, spies and gawd knows what else. Gee, throw in a car chase and you've got not just another evening but a very interesting evening. Cue the credits; time for bed.

2011-10-25

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Monday, 24 October, 2011

The Kinks: Waterloo Sunset


Dirty old river, must you keep rolling
Flowing into the night
People so busy, makes me feel dizzy
Taxi light shines so bright
But I don't need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise

Every day I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is evening time
Waterloo sunset's fine

Terry meets Julie, Waterloo Station
Every Friday night
But I am so lazy, don't want to wander
I stay at home at night
But I don't feel afraid
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise

Every day I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is evening time
Waterloo sunset's fine

Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterloo underground
But Terry and Julie cross over the river
Where they feel safe and sound
And they don't need no friends
As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset
They are in paradise

Waterloo sunset's fine


References

Uploaded by SixtiesPopGold on May 30, 2010

Wikipedia: Waterloo Sunset
"Waterloo Sunset" is a song by British rock band The Kinks. It was released as a single in 1967, and featured on their album Something Else by The Kinks. Composed and produced by Kinks frontman Ray Davies, "Waterloo Sunset" is one of the band's best known and most acclaimed songs.

Legacy and accolades
A London FM radio poll in 2004 named this the "Greatest Song About London", while Time Out named it the "Anthem of London". It holds spot #42 Rolling Stone's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. Paul Weller and Damon Albarn cite the song as their favourite of all-time. Pitchfork Media named it the 29th best song of the 1960s.


Wikipedia: Something Else by The Kinks
Something Else by The Kinks, often referred to as just Something Else, is the fifth UK studio album by English rock group The Kinks, released in September 1967... In 2003, the album was ranked number 288 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time.

Wikipedia: The Kinks
The Kinks were an English rock band formed in Muswell Hill, North London, by brothers Ray and Dave Davies in 1964. Categorised in the United States as a British Invasion band, The Kinks are recognised as one of the most important and influential rock acts of the era.

2011-10-24

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Sunday, 23 October, 2011

My Rocky Horror Birthday

It's your birthday and what could somebody do to celebrate it in an out of the ordinary manner worthy of Monty Python's famous "And now for something completely different"? How about a small dinner theatre which seats a maximum of 88 people and an amateur troop's fourth annual presentation of a 1973 cult classic whose protagonist is a transvestite? Yep, I think that fits the bill quite nicely.

I'm sure the younger crowd may think of old me (I prefer older me) in somewhat uncomplimentary terms like staid, middle of the road if not conservative and bordering on the era of age related discounts. Do I hear the vernacular for elderly intestinal gas as in "old fart"? Hey, Saturday night I was dancing up a storm with the cast and 80% of the audience (there are always party poopers who refuse to join in) and singing at the top of my lungs "Let's do the Time Warp again!"

I have never seen a stage production of the show. I, like zillions of people, saw the 1975 movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was a good thing I did a little quickie refresher with Google because I had totally forgotten about the audience participation aspect of it. When I saw the movie back in 1978, I was amused to discover how the audience was yelling out the lines of dialogue while whipping various items at the screen at the appropriate moment. Confetti, rice, even toast, there were all sorts of fan chosen things which in some way matched up to the story. No wonder the movie and subsequent theatre productions were not so much shows as events. I remember that one "underground" movie theatre would show the movie at midnight on the Saturday closest to Hallowe'en and the crowd would go wild. Heavens only knows how long it took the establishment to clean up the mess after it was all said and done.

For my "birthday event", the theatre encouraged members of the audience to come dressed up as their favourite character. Hats off to the one guy who came sort of dressed up as a transvestite. Okay no garter belt and stockings but he did have panty hose, hot pants and a bustier. You are a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

Theatre rules restricted what you could throw. Out of fear of the actors slipping and falling, things like toast, hotdogs and water pistols were banned. If you see the movie, anything seems to be permitted. In the lobby, those who were unprepared, like yours truly, could buy participation bags. Enclosed in a baggie, you got various items like confetti, newspaper, rubber glove (don't ask), noise maker, glow stick and a playing card. Complete instructions put you in the know of just when in the production you were supposed to haul out what item. Then again, there were enough experienced people to just follow suit.

Participation
(Wikipedia) Live theater differs from the showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show in which some items that could be harmful to the actors are not allowed. Items such as rice that could cause a "slip and fall" have been banned from many theaters. Because of this, and the desire to create additional forms of revenue, live theaters sell what are called "audience participation bags".
...
During performances, the audience has been encouraged to join in with the performance. Items most commonly taken are:


* Toast – Thrown during the dinner scene.
* Bounty Bars – Thrown on the line with “Paradise” in it
* Newspaper – When Janet covers her head with one in the rain.
* Rubber Gloves – To be snapped in time with Frank N. Furter during the creation scene.
* Kit Kats – Thrown on the line “You get a break”
* Rice – Thrown during the wedding scene at the start
* Party Poppers, Hat, Blower – Used during the dinner/happy birthday scene and the creation scene.
* Water pistols – Used to help simulate the storm in which Brad and Janet are caught.
* Flashlights – Used to light up the room during the "there's a light" verse of "Over at the Frankenstein Place."
* Toilet Paper – Thrown upon Doctor Scott's entrance when Brad exclaims "Great Scott!"
* Confetti – Thrown onstage at the end of the “Charles Atlas Song” Reprise.
* Playing Cards – Thrown during the line “cards for sorrow, cards for pain.”
* Hot Dogs - Thrown during the line "You're a hot-dog and you better not try to hurt her .....Frank Furter."


In recent years, this has been discouraged by theatres due to the safety implications of debris and water on the stage.

Uploaded by vinylrecordsarebest on Aug 14, 2011
Time Warp (Official Video) Rocky Horror Picture Show


It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Final Word
It's just a jump to the left. If you are standing up participating, then it's a step to the right. And yes that pelvic thrust really does drive you insane. Would the original author Richard O'Brien have imagined in 1973 that his little opus would turn into a classic and still be going strong nearly forty years later? Holy cow.

This was all great fun and an original way to spend one's birthday. In reflecting back on it all, I would say that yes indeed, this does rate "And now for something completely different".


References

Wikipedia: The Rocky Horror Show
The Rocky Horror Show is a long-running British horror comedy stage musical, which opened in London on 19 June 1973. It was written by English-born New Zealander Richard O'Brien, and developed by O'Brien in collaboration with Australian theater director Jim Sharman. It came eighth in a BBC Radio 2 listener poll of the "Nation's Number One Essential Musicals".

The play was adapted as the 1975 film The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a cult film and the longest-running theatrical release in film history.

Wikipedia: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the 1975 film adaptation of the British rock musical stageplay, The Rocky Horror Show, written by Richard O'Brien. The film is a parody of B-movie, science fiction and horror films of the late 1940s through early 1970s. Director Jim Sharman collaborated on the screenplay with O'Brien, who wrote both the book and lyrics for the stage. The film introduces Tim Curry and features Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick along with cast members from the original Kings Road production presented at the Royal Court Theatre, London, in 1973.

Still in limited release 36 years after its premiere, it has the longest-running theatrical release in film history. It gained notoriety as a midnight movie in 1977 when audiences began participating with the film in theatres. Rocky Horror is the first film from a major Hollywood studio to be in the midnight movie market. The motion picture has a large international cult following and is one of the most well known and financially successful midnight movies of all time. In 2005, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".

Wikipedia: The Rocky Horror Glee Show
"The Rocky Horror Glee Show" is the fifth episode of the second season of the American television series Glee, and the 27th episode overall. It was written by Ryan Murphy, from a story by Murphy and Tim Wollaston, directed by Adam Shankman, and premiered on Fox on October 26, 2010. The episode features the glee club paying tribute to the 1973 musical The Rocky Horror Show, with elements of its 1975 film adaptation The Rocky Horror Picture Show, by staging it as a school musical.

2011-10-23

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