Tuesday 22 April 2014

Jackie Loeb: Unhappy




It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
My first world problems gettin' in my way
Went to pilates and forgot my mat
Ran out of bottled water and now I'm drinkin' tap

Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you feel like the world's about to end
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you've only got twenty Facebook friends
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you can't get almond milk in your latte
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you don't like the atmosphere at Met Café.

Couldn't find quinoa on the supermarket shelf
My housekeeper's sick I had to clean myself
Went for a walk and I had no wi-fi
I couldn't send a tweet thought I was gunna die.

Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you can't afford gluten free bread
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you're still sleepin' on the futon bed
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you have to fly economy
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you're still usin' an iPhone three

[spoken]

Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you don't know how to park your SUV
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if a wheel is broken on your trolly
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if your botox and your fillers have gone slightly wrong
Cuz I'm unhappy
Clap along if you're done with clapping to this song.


References

Published on Apr 19, 2014 by Jackie Loeb

UnHappy. The Offical Music Video. Written and Performed by Comedian, Singer and Actor - Jackie Loeb.

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Jackie Loeb is an actress and writer, known for Full Frontal (1993), Girls at Beach with Mum (2003) and Cracker Night (2007).

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Jackie Loeb has worked extensively as a stand - up comedian, actor, vocalist, musician, voice over artist and writer. Since 1992, Jackie has delighted audiences with her highly original brand of comedy across Australia and internationally. 2012 has already been a huge year for Jackie. With a nomination for ‘Best Comedy Show’ at the Hollywood Fringe Festival and The MO Award for ‘Excellence in Live Performance’ under her belt, Jackie has been busy with Stand- Up shows across Los Angeles and Australia and the development of a new web series.

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Nominated for this year’s prestigious Hollywood Fringe Festival Award for ‘Best Comedy Show’ and winner of the ‘MO Achievement of Excellence Award in Live Comedy’, Jackie Loeb has maintained her reputation as one of today’s most hilarious and multi talented Stand-Up Comedians while simultaneously distinguishing herself as Actor, Vocalist, Musician, Voice Over Artist and Writer.

Twitter: Jackie Loeb @jackieloeb
Comedian, Former Plus Size Model, Asbestos Remover, Sugar and Carb addict. Very Nice Person. I promise, you won't find nicer or you'll give me your money back!

2014-04-22

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